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Wear it over scrubs, under a cardigan, or on off-duty coffee runs; it settles into the rhythm of a clinician’s life and keeps comfort in the foreground while letting personality speak up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is feather-light with a smooth hand and a classic crew neckline that keeps the silhouette simple and wearable. Thoughtfully constructed features — stable shoulder tape, a resilient ribbed collar, and a tear-away label — mean less fuss and more comfort during long shifts. The printing methods ensure the graphic stays clear and soft to the touch. This shirt feels like the kind of staple that gets reach-for status on rough mornings and offers a small, steady grin in the staff room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether worn by nurses, physicians, physician assistants, or anyone who navigates patient care, this tee says you’re present, professional, and still have room for a little humor when it matters most.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for year-round comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and durable DTG\/DTF prints for comfort and longevity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Meets safety standards; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCondition: New Without Box — unworn. 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